and the persecuted outcasts in such a society are the lactose intolerant, otherwise known as "lackies."
Aided by the Milkmen, a gang of merciless killers masquerading as breakfast cereal mascots, the evil Colonel Mills seeks to rid the world of "lackies." But one badass lackie, Yolanda Wallace, isn't having it. Yolanda dreams of becoming the first female breakfast cereal mascot. With a thirst for revenge, she picks up her samuraii spoon and goes after Colonel Mills and the Milkmen, one bloody scoop at a time.
KILL MILLS doesn't get soggy in milk and is an essential part of any well-balanced breakfast.
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KILL MILLS is a genre-blending parody of the Tarantino cinematic universe mashed up with a parody of breakfast cereal mascots, so it's pretty different. But it's also "homegrown," scraped together by two friends with a cool camera, a lot of talented friends, and a dream, albeit kind of a weird opium-fueled fever dream with jokes.
Like breakfast, start each day off right with a new movie clip.
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Chapter 1: Once Upon a Breakfast
Chapter 2: The Milkmen
Chapter 3: Outside The Box
Chapter 4: Burnt Toast
Chapter 5: Porkroll w/ Cheese
Chapter 6: Berried Alive
Chapter 7: Tricks are for Pricks
Chapter 8: Loops
Chapter 9: The Gold Graham
Chapter 10: For Complete...